Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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