This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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