Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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