Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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