is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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