I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What a fucking waste of an outfit
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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