yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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