Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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