Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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