I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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