im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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