My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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