That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
When are your genitals available?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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