I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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