Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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