he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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