My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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