Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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