No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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