Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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