It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize