do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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