White coat. Heels.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
