Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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