And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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