I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Also, beer. Big fan.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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