Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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