So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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