This is not my ceiling
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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