They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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