Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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