He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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