No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You may now shotgun with the bride
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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