? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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