Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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