i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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