I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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