Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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