why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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