It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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