its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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