So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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