Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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