For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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