Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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