Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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