6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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