some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The struggles of a small town man whore
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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