the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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