Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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