so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
this is an emotional support booty call
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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