I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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