Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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