He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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