CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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