Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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