Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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